The Baby Owner S Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781931686235
Size: 59.70 MB
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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

The Baby Owner S Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht
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ISBN: 9781594745973
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Offers a humorous approach to baby care, featuring schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing."

The Baby Owner S Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht M.D.
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594746095
Size: 39.90 MB
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At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Baby Owner S Starter Kit

Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781594741753
Size: 48.61 MB
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The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress Diaper Changing Instructional Poster Babysitter's Memo Pad Decorative magnet Packaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.

The Toddler Owner S Manual

Author: Brett R. Kuhn
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781594740268
Size: 59.30 MB
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Just when you feel like you've mastered your infant's maintenance routine, the little rascal begins to malfunction: refusing fuel, crying in public and roaming the house at 3 a.m.Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! How can you master this changing technology?With hilarious schematic diagrams, trouble-shooting tips, step-by-step instructions and advice for toddler maintenance, The Toddler Owner's Manual has the answers. Written by a child psychologist in simple and straightforward language, the helpful strategies cover everything about dealing with toddlers 12 months old and up, from training the toddler for self waste disposal to how and when to upgrade the crib to a bed.The Toddler Owner's Manual is the ideal follow-up to The Baby Owner's Manual.

The Cat Owner S Manual

Author: David Brunner
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781931686877
Size: 76.71 MB
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For every cat owner who suffers scratch marks on furniture, stray hairs on clothes and gifts of dead mice, The Cat Owner's Manual delivers loads of useful advice from a celebrated veterinarian. With the same fresh and funny approach as the mega-popular Baby Owner's Manual, this book explains in tongue-in-cheek technical style how to train, feed, groom and troubleshoot a cat. Hilarious illustrations and chapter titles like "Overview of Makes and Models" and "Interior Maintenance" make this manual a standard reference for all female and male cat owners.

The Teen Owner S Manual

Author: Sarah Jordan
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ISBN: 9781594744174
Size: 76.31 MB
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Provides advice and tips for parenting teenagers, tackling such topics as puberty, academic problems, bullies, teenage sex and dating, and parent-child communication.

The Baby Owner S Games And Activities Book

Author: Lynn Rosen
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781594740602
Size: 49.90 MB
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You learned the basics of infant technology with The Baby Owner's Manual. You tracked your baby's development with the Baby Owner's Maintenance Log. Now it's time to enhance your baby's performance with the Baby Owner's Games and Activities Book. This illustrated guide features games and activities to make your baby smarter, stronger, cleaner and more useful than ever! It features 75 ways to expand your baby's capabilities, rendered with the same kinds of whimsical diagrams and weird schematic diagrams that we featured in the other books. Simple step-by-step instructions help you upgrade your baby.

The Home Owner S Manual

Author: Dan Ramsey
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781594741036
Size: 36.93 MB
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A building and home-improvement contractor gives step-by-step instructions and helpful diagrams in the same irreverent yet informative style of the previous Owner's Manuals.

The Everything Father S First Year Book

Author: Vincent Iannelli
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506019
Size: 54.43 MB
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Change a diaper? Soothe a crying baby? Function on just a few hours of sleep? Anything moms can do, dads can do--with a little help! Becoming a father is a colossal event in a man's life. For nine months, he thought about, worried about, and dreamed about his new child, and finally his little bundle of joy is here. So, now what? This all-in-one guide shows new dads how to: Bond with their new baby Interpret baby's cries Be supportive to their partner Handle the changes to their relationship and sex life Childproof the house Plus, this new edition features updated advice on safety issues like vaccinations, financial issues like health insurance and retirement, and cool high-tech gadgets to track and treasure each moment of their new baby's life. Complete with medical advice and practical information, this is the new dad's key to raising a happy and healthy baby.