Sweet Farts

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Two Lions
ISBN: 9781612182506
Size: 23.23 MB
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Keith, tired of being accused of farting up a storm at school, creates a science fair project that turns the foul smell of human gas into something pleasant, but his plans backfire when his project causes a stink at home and at school.

No One Likes A Fart

Author: Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 1743772688
Size: 16.75 MB
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Fart is excited! He's desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart. Not even a fart with a heart. Too smelly. Too embarrassing. Too gross. Zoë has written lots of grown-up books, none of which mention a single fart. She is the mother of two little people and a cat with a permanently cranky face. She wants it known that despite writing this book, she still doesn't like farts, even if her husband Tooty McFluffson refuses to acknowledge this.

Sweet Farts

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Two Lions
ISBN: 9781935597087
Size: 20.18 MB
Format: PDF
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Last year Keith Emerson invented Sweet Farts, tablets that make farts smell good, but now he is the center of all kinds of unwanted attention, and even worse, the school science fair is just weeks away and everyone expects Keith to top his last invention.

Benji Franklin Kid Zillionaire

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1434296210
Size: 48.88 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
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After inventing a bestselling excuse-generating app, twelve-year-old Benjamin "Benji" Franklin became the world's youngest and, well, only ZILLIONAIRE. Unlike other fat cats, this tiny tycoon uses his wealth for the greater good instead of selfish gain -- because it's not all about the Benjamin!

On Farting

Author: V. Allen
Publisher: Springer
ISBN: 0230109063
Size: 63.12 MB
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This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.

Ninja Farts

Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1510724370
Size: 13.64 MB
Format: PDF
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Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

Fart Squad

Author: Seamus Pilger
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062290460
Size: 40.31 MB
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It was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . KABLAM! The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse—and he's not alone. Something fishy is going on in Buttzville. And it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of this evil plot—before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it RIIIP. "A flagrant romp. Not to be passed!"—The New York Toots "A cut above the rest."—StinkyCheese.com "If you haven't caught wind of Fart Squad yet, don't let this one go!" —Rude News "We've been dealt a winner!"—SmeltIt.blog.com

Farts In The Wild

Author: H. W. Smeldit
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9781452106311
Size: 63.49 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

The Gas We Pass

Author: Shinta Cho
ISBN: 9781435274341
Size: 60.47 MB
Format: PDF
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Provides a straightforward look at a natural body function, explaining how and why gas is produced and eliminated.

Bubble Homes And Fish Farts

Author: Fiona Bayrock
Publisher: Charlesbridge Publishing
ISBN: 1570916691
Size: 39.87 MB
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Bubbles serve many different functions for a wide variety of animals. Some use them for protection, some to find food, and others to keep warm.