Sweet Farts

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Two Lions
ISBN: 9781612182506
Size: 65.28 MB
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Keith, tired of being accused of farting up a storm at school, creates a science fair project that turns the foul smell of human gas into something pleasant, but his plans backfire when his project causes a stink at home and at school.

Sweet Farts Books Fart Superhero Books For Kids

Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635017831
Size: 60.75 MB
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Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New and Enhanced Version Part 1" right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book.

Fart Book Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts

Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635017998
Size: 50.63 MB
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Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts Funny Stories To Make You Laugh With 33 Illustrations This is a 2 In 1 Box Set of El Ninjo's funny fart book series. This LOL fart book compilation includes 33 totally gross out fart stories for boys & 33 fart illustrations that come with each story. It is also perfect if you are looking for a fun short story or picture book because it includes 33 hilarious fart stories & illustrations that your kid can have a blast with. These hilarious illustrations alone will occupy & entertain your kid for a while, and I guarantee a very exciting and LOL reading time for your kid and yourself. It also adds some interactive elements and your kid can determine El Ninjo's future fart path, too. You'll get all the details inside! This compilation of 33 short stories is something for young and old, and once inside you will LOL for the rest of your reading time. So here we go and as El Ninjo puts it: "Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping escapades, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have up my butt, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation to your own benefit!" In Volume 1 Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! the list of fart situation goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbour Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter.... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes In African Bean Adventures In The Jungle, El Ninjo uses his bean blowing way...

Investing Well In Supersonic Spaceships

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1496503686
Size: 18.97 MB
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A cyber criminal is using satellites to steal billions from the world's biggest companies, and Benji Franklin is called upon to use his skills to trace the money--the problem is there is a time limit and his mother will not let him miss any more school, so he enlists his entire school to help.

Blown Away

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Two Lions
ISBN: 9781612182513
Size: 75.12 MB
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When Anthony returns from a trip around the world he butts heads with Keith, the inventor of the Sweet Farts tablet, over leadership of their company.

Fart Book Funny Jokes For Kids With Farts

Author: El Ninjo
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1635018080
Size: 64.21 MB
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Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B

Journey To The Moon

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1496536169
Size: 28.13 MB
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Eight-year-old Starr has decided that living in a space station is cool, but now that it is time to take a family of space tourists on a trip to the moon she has to cope with her bossy twelve-year-old brother, Apollo, who claims it is dangerous for girls--but when Apollo and the boys he is escorting disappear it is up to Starr to figure out where they are.

Benji Franklin

Author: Raymond Bean
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 149652487X
Size: 35.24 MB
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Rewritten for a new audience, this compilation of two separately published works tells the story of Benji Franklin, a twelve-year-old genius who becomes an overnight zillionaire after writing a computer application that generates excuses--and soon discovers that a lot of people want him to solve their problems.

Get Those Guys Reading Fiction And Series Books That Boys Will Love

Author: Kathleen A. Baxter
Publisher: ABC-CLIO
ISBN: 159884847X
Size: 40.45 MB
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Want to identify fiction books that boys in grades three through nine will find irresistible? This guide reveals dozens of worthwhile recommendations in categories ranging from adventure stories and sports novels to horror, humorous, and science fiction books.

Blame It On The Dog

Author: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 0307778770
Size: 64.55 MB
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Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife'¬?s farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That'¬?s just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE?In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England'¬?s Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air. From the Trade Paperback edition.