Schadenfreezers

Author: Jason Kreher
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440585210
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Sadism on a stick! Get ready for the bitter taste of SchadenFreezers! This dark twist on your favorite frozen treat has some serious bite. From racist grandmas to underappreciated janitors, no one is safe in this compilation of colorfully depraved jokes! What kind of sandwich does a ballerina eat? (Yeah right.) Why did the circus close? (A long, chilling list of animal rights violations.) How many lives does a cat have? (Only one.)

The South S Best Butts

Author: Matt Moore
Publisher: Southern Living
ISBN: 9780848751852
Size: 72.77 MB
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2018 NBBQA Awards of Excellence Winner In The South’s Best Butts, food writer and Southern gentleman, Matt Moore, waves away clouds of smoke to give barbecue-lovers a sneak peek into the kitchens and smokehouses of a handful of the Barbecue Belt’s most revered pitmasters. He uncovers their tried-and-true techniques gleaned over hours, days, and years toiling by fire and spit, coaxing meltingly tender perfection from the humble pig—the foundation of Southern BBQ. More than a book of recipes, Matt explores how the marriage of meat, cooking method, and sauce varies from place to place based on history and culture, climate, available ingredients and wood, and always the closely-guarded, passed-down secrets followed like scripture. Because no meat plate is complete in the South without “all the fixin’s” to round out the meal, Matt cues up patron-sanctioned recipes from every establishment he visits. One thing is for certain…this book will change the way you cook, smoke, grill, and eat, but be warned: Your own butt may suffer in the process.

Africa Must Be Modern

Author: Olúfémi Táíwò
Publisher: Indiana University Press
ISBN: 0253012783
Size: 54.22 MB
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In a forthright and uncompromising manner, Olúfémi Táíwò explores Africa’s hostility toward modernity and how that hostility has impeded economic development and social and political transformation. What has to change for Africa to be able to respond to the challenges of modernity and globalization? Táíwò insists that Africa can renew itself only by fully engaging with democracy and capitalism and by mining its untapped intellectual resources. While many may not agree with Táíwò’s positions, they will be unable to ignore what he says. This is a bold exhortation for Africa to come into the 21st century.

Really Blokey Jokes

Author: Jake Harris
Publisher: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 9781849531856
Size: 57.26 MB
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks down and says, "Excuse me mate, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your trousers?" To which the man replies, "Yeah, it’s driving me nuts!" Running out of jokes to tell your mates down the pub? Whatever the occasion, whip out this nifty collection of jokes for blokes—it's strictly one for the lads!

The Crack

Author: Michael Munro
Publisher: Birlinn
ISBN: 0857907182
Size: 38.92 MB
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Hear about the guy whose nickname was 'Heid Furst'? His real name was R. Slater Hear about the stupit skindiver? He didny have a scuba. Glaswegians have always enjoyed a good laugh, and the home-grown variety best of all. This new and expanded edition of Michael Munro's best-selling book is a hilarious compendium of Glasgow humour. In addition to classics that never fail to amuse, it also features new jokes and stories, showing that the famous Glasgow tongue is as sharp and inventive as it has always been.

Backside Of The Moon

Author: Tango Gao
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1510735127
Size: 69.31 MB
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The first book by Shanghai-born visual artist, cartoonist, social media phenomenon, and advertising executive Tango to be published in the United States, MADITATION is a brilliantly tongue-in-cheek dissection of the everyday insanities of 21st-century urban living--and a witty guide to how to keep one's calm in the midst of the craziness. Tango's doodles have a simple, fluent, and funny style. His humor is obvious without words and explanation. Everything he draws has its own expression. Even air has a shape and a piece of bread can be a protagonist. Tango celebrates finding joy and surprise in our daily life. No matter how small we are and how frustrating life can be, we shall endeavor to feel “alive." Tango's playful line drawings may just help you attain inner peace and tranquility--but at the very least they will make you smile.

Funny Face

Author: Jacky Bahbout
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780500650363
Size: 50.37 MB
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Funny face! is an activity book based on visual jokes. Children draw, fold and colour to make surprising and funny things happen to all kinds of faces on the page. The inspired use of die cuts, folds and split pages helps children reveal a variety of visual gags; for example: doodling through a pair of die- cut shaggy eyebrows on one picture draws a droopy moustache on a picture on the page below; opening up a gatefold turns a little boys tiny ears into giant ones. More funny faces appear on pages split horizontally into three. Turning the sections back and forth creates mixed-up faces with different hats, noses and beards. Pages fold vertically to create characters with large noses or thought-bubble hair. The child is challenged to keep looking until they find all the jokes and tricks. The layout is generous enough to allow children to add their own doodling and colouring too.

The Mammoth Book Of Really Silly Jokes

Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1849017735
Size: 51.22 MB
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The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.

Veronica Bench

Author: Leopoldine Core
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781938055249
Size: 57.69 MB
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Poetry. "Leopoldine never as we used to say 'cops out.'" Sparrow "I like that Leopoldine's last name is Core because that is what her poems are: essential (like heaven on earth) and ephemeral (as in apple core). Her talent's in world-making, conjuring dialogic, chimeric moods that dust up an effet-monde only to let it drop casually, a strip-club curtain. Her zen-archery ease with poetry almost lets you forget how hard it really is to write like this: to be 'gutting with text' one's visions writing not *about* God & sex but simply writing them. Her fluctuating registers and the sweet, cocky, somewhat lapidary sense of space on the page make me think of Han Shan or St. Giraud of the Naomi Poems. Core should write forever." Ana Bo i evi "Leopoldine is not afraid to be funny, but her jokes have friction." Sparrow "'It's important, you know, ' Core writes, 'for geniuses / to be sloppy / It makes other people brave.' Well, I rolled around in her slop and found an ecstatic, fleshy tenderness. I wanted to lose whole days touching myself and reverting to my egg beginnings. Of course, these poems made me love her, made me think I was the only person in the world to ever fall in love this way. In VERONICA BENCH Core exposes us, out-greeds us, jokes freely with us and speaks better than us. You should be bathing with these poems, you should rub up against them, you should examine your own monstrosity more, you should dote on your pain, you should be ashamed you ever were ashamed of being meat, you should let others record your girlhood, your infancy, your fullness, you should stop trying to be a better person before you die, you should read this book until it's memorized and then we can all be blissed out in its captivity." Jenny Zhang "It's hard to read these poems without falling in love at least for an afternoon with Leopoldine. She isn't speaking so much as flying." Sparrow"

25 Need To Know Mba Models

Author: Julian Birkinshaw
Publisher: Pearson UK
ISBN: 1292178914
Size: 55.95 MB
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25 Need-to-Know MBA Models provides easy access to the most useful models, tools and concepts that are covered on MBA programmes. Whether you are a student about to embark on an MBA or a manager who wants to understand the ideas taught, this guide will help you to get ahead. Covering 25 key models that have been picked from programmes around the world, 25 Need-to-Know MBA Models cuts through the jargon to give you the core information on each model: what it is, when to use it, how to use it with key practical tips. Want new ways of looking at old problems? Need a range of management decision-making tools at your fingertips? Only want what you need to know, rather than reams of theory? Includes 10 handy dos and don’ts of using MBA models With indispensable models that will help you make the most out of every business opportunity, this book tells you what you need to know, fast.