F In Exams

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452138575
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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

F For Effort

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452138583
Size: 52.85 MB
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From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a brand new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. Featuring gems from elementary school ("two halves make a whale"), middle grades (Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock), these 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test.

F In Exams Complete Failure

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452149275
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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F In Exams Pop Quiz

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 145215032X
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Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A little studying would reveal that the most powerful light source known to man isn't lightsabers

When Parents Text

Author: Lauren Kaelin
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761166041
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Complies some web entries with new, unpublished material and organized the entries into categories, including birthdays, entertainment, and parental wisdom.

You Had One Job

Author: Beverly L. Jenkins
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449480691
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.

F In Exams

Author: Richard Benson
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ISBN: 9781840247008
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EXAMINATIONS & ASSESSMENT. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. How can you prevent milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.We've all been there. You've been studying hard, the day of the Big test arrives, you turn over the paper, and 'what the *& per cent @ does that mean?!' Not a clue.Some students, rather than admit defeat, choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions.Packed full of hilarious examples, this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers, parents and students alike - and anyone who's ever had to sit a test.

F In History

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW
ISBN: 1783720328
Size: 24.90 MB
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If you don’t know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams.

F In Science

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW
ISBN: 1783720379
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If the thought of science exams conjures up the memory of singeing your left eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most glorious howlers from school science exams.

Enormous Boobs

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD
ISBN: 0857655655
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From hapless headlines to lost in translation, the funniest blunders ever in printScouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.The ladies of the Merry Oldsters enjoyed a swap social on Friday evening. Everybody brought along something they no longer needed. Many ladies brought their husbands with them. Pennsylvania PostOriginally my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovah’s Witness. Geri HalliwellYou can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin. Laura Dern on Jurassic ParkI think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. Arnold SchwarzeneggerLaugh out loud at this selection of the funniest faux pas, silliest slips, and most blatant bloopers that ever made it into print (and some that didn't), from newspaper headlines to menus, and from small ads to signs. You’ll be checking everything you type after reading this!